Eyes Wide Open (This section of the site is not to be taken TOO seriously.)
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This is what I look like when I am faced with the dilemma of bullshit hitting me in the face.
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"My eyes were open but I'd wished they had been closed."
"Someone I know once informed me that I am forever scratching my head and another person informed me that I am forever frowning.
Well there's a frigging reason for that.
I can't frigging work out what the hell is going on with some people that is.
If it keeps up to the state it is going at then I will have no frigging hair in one years time and the look on my face will become permament.
Below are the things I saw with my eyes wide open and wished they had been frigging shut."
(1) There's a guy I know who continues to flirt at every given opportunity, by putting his arms around their waists and rubbing their backs and so forth. I mean, there's nothing wrong with a bit of flirting but this guy flirts cause he looks like a horny jackass and he will gleefully take the opportunity with both hands (no pun intended) or whenever it ends up in his lap (no pun intended again). My advice to that guy is to just ask the girl out. Get rid of this flirting scheme altogether and do what ya supposed to do.
(2)There's another guy who seems to keep going into this mode that some people don't like. Aint even gonna elaborate on that one cause there a lot of people that go into that mode. This mode that this guy has gone into is just pissing people off, so much to the point where shit is coming outta their ears. My advice there, everybody needs to sit and have a good long talk.
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"There's a lot of shit going on between people. Can we all hold hands please and dance through that prairie of daffodils? Nope. We'll continue to have that slanging match cause it's so much more fun. We get to make the days more enjoyable because we can go and bullshit and piss people off. I mean, think about it, that is so frigging constructive huh? I read somewhere, hasn't everyone, that it takes more muscles to use to frown than it does to smile. Well then guys, lets use all the MUSCLES huh? The above info which is below that picture of me dazed and confused is gonna make me the most hated man on the web. But like I said before in real life, if it frigging amazes me and PISSES me off Im gonna put it down no matter what."
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