If there was cartoon world and I went there for the day, I would look like this. And what is the point of all that? I'll be farked if I know.
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These are all true.
(1) Some guy thought it would be a good idea to have a smoke and piss on the train. On our respectable public electric train. So he did. He had his smokie and when he finished that, he went between the carriages to chuck a piss down the crack. How farking clever was that?
(2) Some guy took his video camera to Cottesloe one day and went into the blokes toilets cause they had a view of the beach from in there and perved and recorded all the cottesloe chicks onto his camera. He got busted and had to hand the tape over but that prolly wouldn't matter cause he prolly has a nice collection at home of every frigging beach in WA and the chicks that went there for the day.
(3) Saw a guy in the pub once who thought it might be a good idea to have a bit of a pumping session with the pinball machine. I think he got 20 cents to come out of it as well.
(4)Knew some guys who went to their old school once with a casket of wine, drunk it and then danced on the oval naked and did a couple thousand dollars worth of damage cause it was only in the early stages of development.
(5)Knew a guy once who dyed his hair blonde, had his face go so frigging red, earnt the nickname tomato and then shaved his head to save himself from embarassment but went from tomato to bumpy cause he had all these bumps on his skull.
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