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Why the hell should he have a place on my site?

Kite wanted a place on my web site so bad. (heh heh)
Kite kept harassing me and persisting me that he have a walk on spot on my site cause he reckoned he was a walking Billboard for joint loving, chick chasing lunatics the world over. How could I resist an offer huh for all you unsuspecting victims and suckers to get a look into the life and lowdowns and highlights(?) of Kite.


A comment from KITE himself - There is no available comment from the stoned man himself at this stage because he is still recuperating from his latest session. Will keep you posted when he gets onto his own two feet.

the "killer" look How the name KITE originated.

He was always telling me on MSN "I'm so high man."
"Do you know I am so high?"

Always having to state the obvious.

Hence Kite. "HIGH AS A KITE."

Enough frigging said.

"YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT!!!!!"

Anonymous reply to Kites first Ujournal entry.

WARNING : In no shape or form is Marijuana good for you. If the dog starts talking to you after a puff or two then that is a bad sign. Useless information about KITE.

"The guy loves his chicks and mull. I don't know in what order though. Maybe both at the same time I think. And I ain't even gonna go down there. He is always under the misconception that if some girl looks at him for more than five seconds, then she has got the HOTS for him. Continious reminding that some people just look for the sake of looking has so far fallen on deaf ears (no pun intended) and he reckons Jonathon Davis is the best thing since sliced bread. My recommendation to Kite is to not bring Jonothan Davis into the equation cause I reckon a girl, a joint and a razor blade are a bad mix."

KITES CHRISTMAS WISH LIST - Some more string and a new bucket.

"The latest on Kite."

"Actually the latest is he has finally weaned off the buckets and is now satisfied with joints."


DAN_THA_DEVIL
Kite out chick hunting