The perfect place to let others know how to get in touch with you!
"The above ridiculous comment was in the original template as well. It makes me weep when I read it cause what they really mean is that this is the perfect place for you to go when you wanna harass someone and send really arrogant and obnoxious emails that will piss the shit right outta them."
Well sorry, but I aint having that so I've given someone else's email that you can use to send all those really great and inspirational e-mails to.
THE following EMAIL HAS BEEN TAKEN OFF BY THE INTERNET SAFETY AUTHORITY and I have been continuously emailed by them with warnings that If I breach the privacy and security code again, I'm gonna be holidaying in jail and making sure I don't drop the soap in their lovely bathrooms.
DELETED EMAIL.
This page could include an email form and is useful for collecting feedback or for offering help. Visitors to your Web site will use this page to contact you when they have questions, need help, or want to send comments to you. Imagine That!
"Same with the above text. I aint in no charitable mood so you aint gonna get advice from me. The only advice from me you might get is how the best way to rob a bank is or how to get rid of that smell in your kitchen when you've finished making your latest batch of speed. Otherwise, forget it."
"All this template shit is giving me a headache and
I ain't having it. Since I'm getting a bit of one, I thought I might give you one as well by telling you of my life story."
My life story -
The best way to evaluate....
"I was about to start and it just made me feel so frigging nauseous. I went and got myself a glass of bourbon cause I thought it might make me feel a bit better. I was frigging right there cause I felt like a dollar short of a trillian dollars. Anyway, I came back to look at how to start the life story again and this terrible vision of me and Forrest Gump having a candlelit dinner popped into my head and I was gonna have none of that so I decided to concentrate on giving some valuable advice instead and it can be found in the valuable advice section of this useless web site."
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123 Any Street
Somewhereville, USA
123123
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This above address was also in the original template and I cracked up when I read it cause I reckon the inspiration for this address came from a pretty frigging stoned person.
Explanation -
man to stoned person : "Where do you live?"
Stoned person : "Huuh man. Oh eerrr, 123, aw man, anywhere man. any street man. 123 123 123 any street man. Gaw man, have ya got a spare joint on ya man. I wanna puff a big red dragon."
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