Welcome to the Marry Poppins wannabie world of Bambi Bullshit.
The name "Bambi Bullshit" came from some guy on the excite chat line who got into my original site and quipped about my style and oversubstantiated references to life in general. But u gotta have that kind of stuff somewhere. That preachy preachy sermonised stuff that you will find on the christian shows at 4.30 in the morning. So here it is, crammed into the BAMBI BULLSHIT section.
What stuff did I wanna cover? Oh just the usual, you know, LIFE, LOVE, FAMILY, FRIENDSHIPS. All those ingredients that make cliches for all your favourite soap shows and saturday matinees.
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Always on the move in Life was the original caption. (PAUSING TO MAKE SURE I DON'T CHOKE ON THE COFFEE.) New caption - "And it cost me a couple 'censored' thousand to get over here and I didn't win the damn thing!!!!"
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Travel photography is exciting when your pictures turn out, but disappointing when the colors and photos are not close to what you actually saw. To be a good travel photographer, make sure you always have your camera ready, store it well, and keep extra film and a copy of your camera receipt with you (for customs). Also, include people for interest, but don't pose them in front of landmarks or buildings. When taking landscape pictures, include some of the foreground to add depth to the pictures. Consider taking pictures of signs (e.g., Welcome to Luxor) because they always add good titles, chapters, or divisions in the story of your travels.
"Just felt like leaving the above text in cause this bit was on the original template of the web site layout that I chose when I decided to make this useless insignificant site. I just read it over and over again and I had to ask myself just what drugs the guy who wrote this into the template was taking. Cause whatever the drugs were, they were strong shit."
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THE INGREDIENTS : -
On life - "It will wanna make you laugh and cry and wonder and groan and jump and do cartwheels and take your mommas and poppas expensive car out in the middle of the night and do donuts on the school oval."
On Love - "Someone once qouted that Love was worth a thousand joints. Wonder what they compared Bucket Bongs to?"
On Family - "So bloody important. They brought you here after all. Enough said."
On Friends - "Can also end up being your greatest enemies."
On the Past - "You are better off not dwelling on that."
On the Future - "Don't even THINK about it."
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